Crap Looks Like Crap

...Hello?

I guess I'll do what everyone else does:

+ Name: Samantha; Sam or Sammie will suffice

+ Age: 19

+ Occupation: Lazy-ass cleaner of things that need cleaning.

Email: XMissBrightSideX@ymail.com


mamamantis:

myasphyxiatedmind:

PRODUCT NOT RECOMMENDED
Pros:
Earth friendly apparently.
Not tested on animals!
Cons:
Will burn your pets eyes out of their fucking skull.
Thankfully, I don’t know this because I got it in my dog’s eyes. Nope, I got it in mine. While attempting to bathe Kookie, I went to pop the pump part up on the new bottle and was greeted to a nice flying glob of the shampoo in my left eye. To say it hurt would be a bit of an understatement.
I had to flush my eye three times before it would stop feeling like there were shards of glass in it and my eye was bright red.

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mamamantis:

myasphyxiatedmind:

PRODUCT NOT RECOMMENDED

Pros:

  • Earth friendly apparently.
  • Not tested on animals!

Cons:

  • Will burn your pets eyes out of their fucking skull.

Thankfully, I don’t know this because I got it in my dog’s eyes. Nope, I got it in mine. While attempting to bathe Kookie, I went to pop the pump part up on the new bottle and was greeted to a nice flying glob of the shampoo in my left eye. To say it hurt would be a bit of an understatement.

I had to flush my eye three times before it would stop feeling like there were shards of glass in it and my eye was bright red.

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thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! 

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sassy-gay-merida:

pixel-spunk:

Half Drag, an amazing series of photographs showing us the before and after of burlesque and drag queen performers from photographer Leland Bobbé.

yay they’re back on my dash

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dickgraysoned:

#no matter how much you hate your life #you will never hate it as much as robert pattinson hates his

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This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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trekkie12:

trekkie12:

peterwalteri:

melodi-a:

BOLD WHAT YOU’VE BEEN CALLED.
  • ugly
  • stupid
  • not good enough
  • a waste of space
  • anorexic
  • fat
  • a whore/hoe/slut
  • loser
  • bitch
  • useless
  • freak
  • emo
  • retard
  • unwanted
  • gay
  • fag
  • too tall
  • too short
  • nerd
  • you’d be better dead
Wow…

Updated.

Still makes me sad.

(Source: svilorscout)

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trekkie12:

angellust155:

lacigreen:

mydrunkkitchen:

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

love love love love love love love

LMFAO XDDD

I love this!!

*SCREAMING*

Reblogged from: trekkie12 via posted by: indolullaby
shittingcolorsoftherainbow:

true story.

shittingcolorsoftherainbow:

true story.

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